mappy chrismakkah!

"do jewish people wrap their presents?" -my mom.

there is such a low demand for jewish wrapping paper, because they don't wrap their presents because unlike christians, they don't like to be surprised, that stores don't carry it. i had to turn mine inside out (sarcasm [in case my mom is reading this]).

foot update: not feeling or getting better.

third in two months.

i need to quit skating.

faded matt blaze quote of the day:

"i'm gonna start a rolling stones cover band, and i'm gonna be mick jagger!"

venice.

good morning to me. i threw up crayons.

i got ready and went to venice with joe, michelle and ron-tron.


we saw cracked out jimi hendrix.

mmmmm, bacoM?

the reason i would have voted for obama,

is because apparently, he's going to legalize it.

went to a nude beach and got nakey (sorry about the boner, guys).

then things got romantic.

but ronnie ruined it by being gay. he owns a purse.

michelle got a little smelly, so she had to re-apply.

it's a pretty close race for sexiest picture, but i think we know who won.



no homo i think this house was on the oc.

the big cheese.

i looked in my change jar and saw a lot of silver.

so i counted out five duckets to go buy some scratchers.

in turned five into six.

and six into tix.

and got some more losers.

but then BOOM! $100.

sike.

i've been fucking up.

but here's a birthday post.
i had a pretty good birthday. i went to spruce with elmo.

and we ran into that spliff-smokin' greg.

took a picture of one of my blogspot fans, brandon.

then went to starbucks to get on that bsl tip (thanks morgan).


zach and jessica were posted up too.

shaggy was lurking,

and gave me a birthday G.S.B.

went and got on that pf chang tip with my family.

"i haven't been this drunk in a long tiii...shit." thanks for showing up, grandma. haha.

like father, like son. he brought $500 to take me to a strip club.

then i put on my new big boy pants.